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Plato used the dialogue format because the exchange of views, the posing and answering of questions, showed that understanding is a living, dynamic process. He distrusted writing because the settled character of the written word makes it look as if truth can be fixed and made to stand still. It is worth remembering that this greatest advocate of the objective reality of truth also believed that our access to that truth was sustained in reasoned discussion.

— John Churchill, From the Secretary: Inspiring Conversations in The Key Reporter. Vol 67, Number 4. P. 2., Summer 2002

I think this is one of the strongest, most concise arguments in favor of free speech and open debate that I have ever heard. I’d never heard of this guy, but it seems he’s the secretary of Phi Beta Kappa. Sounds like a smart cookie.

(Posted at the very lowest possible priority on our blog because it doesn’t have anything to do anything, bears repeating, and won’t fit in a tweet.)

However, when MSNBot/1.1 issues an If-Modified-Since: header, they’re garbling the HTTP request. Here’s an example:

GET / HTTP/1.1
Accept: text/html, text/plain, text/xml, application/*, Model/vnd.dwf, drawing/x-dwf
Host: www.xxxxxxxxxxxx.com
Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate
From: msnbot(at)microsoft.com
If-Modified-Since: Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:34:11 GMT
 
User-Agent: msnbot/1.1 (+http://search.msn.com/msnbot.htm)
Connection: Close

Notice the extra line between the If-Modified-Since: header and the User-Agent: header. If it were just a blank line, it would be mostly fine; the User-Agent: and Connection: headers would just be regarded as part of a useless request body. Unfortunately, that extra line is actually a space on a line by itself. To be sure, we confirmed that with tcpdump:

	0x0020:  5018 ffff 4296 0000 4745 5420 2f20 4854  P...B...GET./.HT
	0x0030:  5450 2f31 2e31 0d0a 4163 6365 7074 3a20  TP/1.1..Accept:.
	0x0040:  7465 7874 2f68 746d 6c2c 2074 6578 742f  text/html,.text/
	0x0050:  706c 6169 6e2c 2074 6578 742f 786d 6c2c  plain,.text/xml,
	0x0060:  2061 7070 6c69 6361 7469 6f6e 2f2a 2c20  .application/*,.
	0x0070:  4d6f 6465 6c2f 766e 642e 6477 662c 2064  Model/vnd.dwf,.d
	0x0080:  7261 7769 6e67 2f78 2d64 7766 0d0a 486f  rawing/x-dwf..Ho
	0x0090:  7374 3a20 7777 772e xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx  st:.www.xxxxxxxx
	0x00a0:  xxxx xxxx 2e63 6f6d 0d0a 4163 6365 7074  xxxx.com..Accept
	0x00b0:  2d45 6e63 6f64 696e 673a 2067 7a69 702c  -Encoding:.gzip,
	0x00c0:  2064 6566 6c61 7465 0d0a 4672 6f6d 3a20  .deflate..From:.
	0x00d0:  6d73 6e62 6f74 2861 7429 6d69 6372 6f73  msnbot(at)micros
	0x00e0:  6f66 742e 636f 6d0d 0a49 662d 4d6f 6469  oft.com..If-Modi
	0x00f0:  6669 6564 2d53 696e 6365 3a20 5375 6e2c  fied-Since:.Sun,
	0x0100:  2031 3720 4465 6320 3230 3036 2032 333a  .17.Dec.2006.23:
	0x0110:  3334 3a31 3120 474d 540d 0a20 0d0a 5573  34:11.GMT.....Us
	0x0120:  6572 2d41 6765 6e74 3a20 6d73 6e62 6f74  er-Agent:.msnbot
	0x0130:  2f31 2e31 2028 2b68 7474 703a 2f2f 7365  /1.1.(+http://se
	0x0140:  6172 6368 2e6d 736e 2e63 6f6d 2f6d 736e  arch.msn.com/msn
	0x0150:  626f 742e 6874 6d29 0d0a 436f 6e6e 6563  bot.htm)..Connec
	0x0160:  7469 6f6e 3a20 436c 6f73 650d 0a0d 0a    tion:.Close....

(Look for the “0d 0a20 0d0a” after If-Modfied-Since:.)

That’s a nasty violation of the HTTP spec, and causes the request to be dropped (and, on our system, logged, which is how we found out about it). We’d like Microsoft to fix this.

I’m posting about it here because, as with most large companies, the people responsible for MSNBot appear to be pretty well insulated from the outside world, no doubt due to several billion “your crap search engine lists my site as #372 when you search for cute kittens!” complaints. We don’t have a lot of members up in Redmond, for obvious reasons, but we do have some. And we have a bunch more who know people up there. So this is sort of a throwback to the days when mail was delivered by handing it to anyone who looked like they might be headed in the right direction.

So…. Where do you want to go today? Can you pass along a message when you get there?

Update: It’s resolved; see the comments for full details.